So, It wasn’t 2011. Every year I say that this is the year that I will really get my business in order. I will lose weight. I’ll finish my dissertation. I’ll clean my apartment. I’ll stop hoarding boxes of cereal. Stuff like that. It’s like I expect to magically change into a brand new, highly improved human person.
My birthday comes about 2 weeks after new years, so I usually skip new year’s resolutions and go right to by the time I’m 34 I will have these things achieved. So, like the procrastinator I am, I get an extra two weeks before I have to start any reform movements.
This year, what I would like is for you to come with me as I try to improve my life through the use of juice fasts (stupid stupid), hot yoga (stupider stupider), normal people exercise, normal people eating right, normal people binging on thai food and cookies. Stuff like that.
So in the next few weeks as I get ready to get started (oh procrastination! Doesn’t this sound promising). I will tell you a little bit about myself.
Juice fasts are dumb. Please don't do it. But if you want to come visit me and maybe run a few miles, that would be okay.
ReplyDeleteJen Diggity, I am reading, I am laughing, and I'm coming along with you as you take these next steps to make this the year you get your shit together (though, girl, you've already got a LOT of shit together - please know that.)
ReplyDeletexoxo!
Mer