Frankenessay (noun) A college application essay that you cobble together from your other application essays, hoping that it makes sense.
Did you write your essay for Duke yet?
Yeah, but it’s a Frankenessay.
Run-on-and-on (to the tune of Mannah Mannah Do do do do do): (noun) A sentence the length of a paragraph, or you know a short novel.
You need to cut that run-on-and-on; it’s like fifteen sentences strung together, and admisions committees don’t like it when your sentences are too long, and they don’t make good sense all of the time--know what I mean?
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| Yeah, Like I"m totally sorry, or whatever. |
Apololie (noun) To apologize even though you don’t mean it AT ALL. Often this is clear from your tone of voice. (Thanks Lacy for this one!)
Teacher: Did she apologize to you like I asked?
Student: Yeah, but it was an apololie.
