In the quest to get one’s shit together, it really would be nice if people would fight fair. I have been trying to be better about what I eat, and I've been cutting out sweets. I haven’t had so much as a teaspoon of sugar this week, and I’ve been invited to not one, but two chocolate events. TWO. CHOCOLATE events. A gourmet chocolate tasting and an all you can eat chocolate extravaganza. Come on world, quit joking. What’s a girl to do? I’m predicting that a girl is to struggle with her conscience, and then eat some chocolate.
Meanwhile, this is what Jack in the Box is up to. They have unveiled a secret bacon milkshake. It’s not on the menu, but if you know it’s there you can ask for it. I guess they’re trying to be hip and mysterious. With bacon. Like you do.
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| Thank you Jack in the Box? |
I don't even want this and I want it. Why does bacon sound good with everything? Even when it sounds weird, it sounds good. I would eat bacon with anything (if the anything to bacon ratio was right). If you offered me bacon gloves, I would wear them. And then I would eat them.
And for you vegetarians out there, you too can experience the weird, weird joy of a bacon milkshake. Because they are using vegetarian bacon flavor courtesy of Torani. Thanks Torani! I’ll categorize that under another of the things we didn’t know we needed. Like shoes for dogs, protein ketchup, and shake weights. Just kidding. The world has always needed dog clothes.
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| I find this gross and weird, but I still want to try it. Edible curiosity, I guess. Or insanity. One of those. |
I have two completely contradictory responses to this:
ReplyDelete* Yay Bacon Shake! I plan to prioritize trying it when I am in the Bay next week! Everything is definitely better with bacon.
* And .... I want nothing to do with it because of that fake bacon nonsense. If it's bacon, it needs to be bacon. nuff said.